facts-i-just-made-up:

the-deviations:

That’s…that’s technically a true fact, though.

It’s not. They’ll still fucking play at you. Nothing can stop them.

facts-i-just-made-up:

the-deviations:

That’s…that’s technically a true fact, though.

It’s not. They’ll still fucking play at you. Nothing can stop them.

jimmorrison1969:

REMINDERS:
hair is not permanent. baths will make u sleepy and so will lotion. if u aren’t up for school don’t fucking go. u don’t need to explain urself. it’s ok to give in to societies expectations sometimes. girl sweat is a gift from whatever the fuck u believe in. just bcause u can,doesn’t mean u should. bring food with u everywhere and don’t hesitate to eat it. ur aren’t as bloated as u think u r. write things on ur hands.

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

communistbakery:

a story about russian leaders that fall for american troops called the fault in our tsars

davidbyrne:

The Beatles owe soooooo much to teenage girls for their success like i’m pretty sure it was teenage girls who were screaming and fainting at shows and buying all those records and not old ponytailed dudes or moody teen boys with bad hair? and somehow everyone forgets that when they’re yelling about “real music” and putting down teen girls for the performers they get excited about. like whatever. I see you.

kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

The Parent Trap (1998)

bitwisdom:

inoriaizawa:

here’s a lifehack for you: drink the vodka. there, now you have vodka in you. that’s way more useful to know than this jellyfish thing

I dunno I think “pour vodka all over yourself and literally everything you own” is a pretty good life hack