I would love to know who in their right mind voted for Twilight over all those other movies..

midwestern-darling:

Don’t get me wrong, I like them. I like the books, but the actors are all awkward & awful in those movies, & they make it seem so cheesy.. Which is not how it’s portrayed in the books. Bridesmaids, Harry Potter, or the Hunger Games would’ve been so much better. Who even cares about MTV awards anyways? 

Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

• YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
• put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite

• YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
• carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired

• OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
• broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 

(Source: the-vashta-nerada)

kfcrage:

WAIT STOP THE DRAMA

I HAVENT POPPED MY POPCORN YET

rach-hudson:

rach-hudson:

MY BROTHER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM SCREAMING THAT HE HAS TO TAKE A SHIT AND NOW HE’S LOCKED HIMSELF IN MY BATHROOM HELP I DON’T WANT HIM TO POOP IN MY TOILET

he did it

he shit in my toilet

wwiao:

my mom seriously used the “adam and eve, not adam and steve” line the other day when trying to tell me that homosexuality is abnormal i felt so embarrassed for her

peetathatsnightlock:

i-knead-peetas-bread:

katnissandhersyringe:

this time next year

jen josh and liam

standing there

“and here is your first look at ‘the hunger games:catching fire’　”

IM SO EXCITED